PROFESSAH!
This video reminds me of a puzzle!
You see if a person watches a video eight times, but then, is a vampire! And his dog is eating from his bowl, but the fridge is empty, but they walked for half an hour but it was raining and they didn't see any cows along the way. If you divide this in half then multiply it by the empty fridge then...
...How much for a half hour alone with you, one video camera, clothing optional?